When I was a kid, one thing I was never a fan of were those damn Moon Bounces.

Kids were always rude, pushy, snotty, dirty and then you had the big kids who were much too grown to be hoppin around with 2 year olds. Not to mention they were loud and stuffy and always reeked of urine. What’s fun about that?

What I don’t understand is why in this day and age with Piggy Flu killing people everyday would parents wanna put their kids in those stinking sespools of filth?

I think Moon Bounces are worse than kids who piss in the swimming pool. At least with a pissy pool you won’t know it until you get home and you reek of piss, but in a moon bounce if a kid pees and you don’t see it you won’t know it until you slip in it. Then you’ll smell like a porta-potty all day and that’s not fun.

And then there’s the bare feet element. Parents…before you put your child in one of those rubber disease pits, watch some of the kids that come out of them and look at their feet. Chances are their feet are blacker than Flavor Flav’s neck, so why would you want your kid’s feet to look the same way?

So basically what I’m saying is parents, think twice about where you stick your children to get them out of your hair for a while. If they bring some disease into your house, don’t say I didn’t tell you so.